- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think you're clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
k so I love any random npc character designs and since the Xenosaga 1 Official Design Materials has them I’m going to post them
includes named NPCs like King, the Robots (WHICH HAVE MOUSTACHES????), Assistant Scott, Professor, and Luty!
and now from Xenosaga 2!! This is from The Complete Graphics
includes that Thief, Singer and Dancer from GS campaigns. I didn’t realized until now that the Singer and Dancer had unique models/desgins!!
also includes the 100-Series and URTVs!! And male Vector uniform!!!! but not female for some reason!!!!
Horsey smokin’ it up.